A little spider walked into my bathroom. I put it in a glass soda bottle. I noticed that It was missing two legs, so I decided to see if I could nurse It back to health.

I gave it a little bit of water, and found out that it made a web Inside of its enclosure. It must have been hungry so I left it out side with the lid off. It was gone the next day.

Lloth (The Spider Queen) would be proud.

I shook Newt Gingrich’s hand once.

Well my cat of 10 years is finally coming around. The other day I polity asked her to get out of my wheel chair and she stood up, stretched and jumped off. No blood was drawn!

I trained a squirrel to take peanuts out of my hand.

☆ cool!

I know someone who trained his fish to swim through a circle he made with his fingers.

My half feral horde of cats will attack on command now. If I see a snake or anything, I call them and they kill it. :)

F.S. has lived in the tree at the end of my driveway for years now. It is the same tree under which my trash barrels live. F.S. partakes of our discarded food every week and is quite comfortable with us being near. He will not run away if we open the barrel lid and he is in there noshing away. He’ll often sit on the nearby fence when I go out to my car. I say ‘hello’ and ask him questions. I swear he waves back.

F.S. is a squirrel. F.S. stands for Fat Squirrel.

No. They have a tendency to bite, and some carry rabies.