Guy walks into a bar and sees a tiny piano sitting on the bar top. Before he can ask about it, an equally tiny man in a tuxedo sits down at the piano and begins to play beautifully. The man is amazed.
“H-how?” he stammers. The bartender, holding a shiny lamp says, “Well, you see, this here lamp was found in my dumpster, but…”
The man, cuts off the bartender and greedily grabs the lamp from his hands. Rubbing it furiously he repeats, “I wish for a million bucks. I wish for a million bucks. I wish…”
Suddenly, a cloud of smoke poofs into the bar and, when it clears, reveals a million ducks waddling and quacking about the establishment.
The man is perplexed and turns to the bartender for answers.
Annoyed, the bartender says, “Yeah, and I didn’t wish for a 12-inch pianist either.”